If twitter didn’t exist, there wouldn’t be any other way
to stalk your favorite celebrities indirectly
If twitter didn’t exist, in my head my thoughts’d remain
and I’d probably start talking to my imaginary friend again
If twitter didn’t exist, I never would’ve noticed
all these cool and interesting tweeps amongst us
If twitter didn’t exist, there’d be no way of telling
what I’m doing at this exact moment (even if you weren’t asking)
You wouldn’t know how much I fucking loved my life
nor would you know the things I do with my wife
If twitter didn’t exist, I wouldn’t share my moods
nor would I take the time to photograph my food
If twitter didn’t exist, I prob’ly wouldn’t feel the need
to tweet what I’m listening to, watching (and what I read)
If twitter didn’t exist, that would be the end
of me asking waiters to take a photo of me and my friends
If twitter didn’t exist,
I never would’ve known I could limit my words to 140 characters
nor would I’ve realized how much I hated Facebook and Justin Bieber
If twitter didn’t exist, I never woulda bothered
to learn about URL shorteners
If twitter didn’t exist, I wouldn’t be caught dead
chatting online with tweeps I haven’t personally met
If twitter didn’t exist, it really wouldn’t matter
coz I’d just as easily say shit to yer face if I didn’t like you (mutherfucker)
If twitter didn’t exist, I’d still be the same
coz I’m not a twitter-poser, pretending I’ve got game
If twitter didn’t exist, I’d still speak frankly
coz that’s who I am – what you get is what you see
If twitter didn’t exist, I wouldn’t be so gay
by writing this poem about my twitter ways
If twitter ceases to exist, Here’s a message to my followers/tweeps:
“You guys are fucking AWESOME!! Much love and respect.. PEACE!”
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Frankly Speaking 